"DIRTY SANCHEZ"

That's what the Stanford band is chanting tonight at their game in the newly redone Maples Pavillion.

They're playing Cal, so maybe that explains it. Realistically though, it's the Stanford band, and those fuckers can't be held accountable for much.

Their mascot is a dancing tree for fcuk's sake. Apparently at some level your financial abilities strip away a sense of dignity and reason.