Moment of Zen: Dennis Miller/Homosexuality

"I think this culture speaks out one side of its mouth to homosexuals and then holds them at arm's length with the other. They tell them things like:

'Well ya know get some therapy, er maybe will your way out of it. Or can't ya just not do it?'

That's not the way it works folks. It's my Boy on a Dolphin Theory:

If you're a twelve-year old boy and you're watchin' the movie Boy on a Dolphin, and Sophia Loren crawls up outta the Aegean Sea after sponge-diving. She's twenty-eight years old, she's standin' there on the deck of that boat in that see-thru gauze top, drippin' wet, all over the boat deck...

If you're a twelve year old boy and you can watch that, and you still wanna fuck the captain...you're gay!"