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31 January 2006

Moment of Zen: Dennis Miller/Homosexuality

"I think this culture speaks out one side of its mouth to homosexuals and then holds them at arm's length with the other. They tell them things like:

'Well ya know get some therapy, er maybe will your way out of it. Or can't ya just not do it?'

That's not the way it works folks. It's my Boy on a Dolphin Theory:

If you're a twelve-year old boy and you're watchin' the movie Boy on a Dolphin, and Sophia Loren crawls up outta the Aegean Sea after sponge-diving. She's twenty-eight years old, she's standin' there on the deck of that boat in that see-thru gauze top, drippin' wet, all over the boat deck...

If you're a twelve year old boy and you can watch that, and you still wanna fuck the captain...you're gay!"

28 January 2006

Motorist Vs Courier

Bike messenger whoops ass

From BoingBoing:

A citizen journalist snapped a jaw-dropping set of photos of a berserk motorist attacking a young bike-messenger in Toronto's Kensington Market. The incident reportedly began when the motorist tossed litter out his window, and the courier threw it back in; the motorist reportedly threw a cup of coffee on the courier and the courier reportedly keyed his car

The source article from citynoise has been read over twenty-seven thousand times-Go blogosphere go!

Pat Neal is a Phoenix

He's alive!!!

More than a few of us out here felt that when my close friend Pat left us for the .mil, we had watched one of our best and brightest drop off the grid. Boot camp took forever, and when he came home for the holidays it was fantastic but short-lived, before Georgia swallowed him back for Officer Candidate School.

So imagine my shock and joy at waking up this morning and seeing his ridiculous buddy icon on my display! From the sound of things, OCS will allow him a bit more contact with the outside world.

His mentioning a previous post of mine about new summer threads, it makes me rest a bit easier about the likelyhood of him coming out of this close to the same old flavor of awesome we all know. Thanks man, you're rising from the ashes slowly but surely (hence the whole Phoenix thing).

21 January 2006

Jenny's 21st birthday extravaganza

My good friend Jenny turned 21 yesterday, so naturally I had to roll out and celebrate with her. We started at Nola's in downtown Paly, which had no shortage of entertainment.

Nola's was on fire

A solid group of ladies (and their requisite hanger-on boys) turned out to help usher Jenny into full-blown adulthood. I had only met one of them before that night when Jenny roomed with her last year at SCU.

Gorgeous

The drinking was hot and heavy, though I was able to abstain from straws and beads and puckered faces. Hiding behind my lens proved a successful strategy for staying sober.

Drink ya fools

I convinced the group to evac from what was becoming a capacity crowd at Nola's. I enticed them with stories of a magic fairy and some friends who serve alchohol, and so we ventured down the block.

Stumble down the street

We stumbled into another birthday party at Hukilau, complete with a band for us to embarrass ourselves with. My main man Alan hooked up the pitcher, which was quickly spread across the table with grace.

Up yours!

Before I could really measure the level of inebriation of our group, the sake-bomb fairy had produced a special present for Jenny and the rest of us. Who were we to turn down such a gift?

Last round

Once the birthday girl started looking for alternative beverages, it was clear that I needed to help them move along (I've got a rep to uphold with my man Alan!) The girls claimed to need dancing, so it was off to Blue Chalk

She's getting hungry

As the group queued up to pay their dancing toll, some of them didn't seem like they would survive very much of the hip-hop drizzling out from the gates of Blue Chalk.

Falling asleep in line

As I said goodbye and promised that Jenny and I would indeed go out with Jenny again, as we now live so close together. I wished her a happy birthday and caught once last glimpse of the big smiles.

Heading into Blue Chalk

Happy birthday Jenny!

19 January 2006

New Hair

No new hair

On Monday night I decided to whack all my hairs off a quarter-inch from my head. I always get antsy before a road trip (more on that later) and I had been meaning to do this for a while. Call it sexy, ugly, or anything else. Until you've swept a hand over your head and felt nothing, you can't understand it's simplicity. It's a glorious feeling!

12 January 2006

MWSF06: In the Crowd

Al Gore is getting too many chins. Sarah Bonk is directing people like it's her job. Ian McFaul is soaking it all up. Gavin Newsom looks, as usual, hot.

MWSF06: GarageBand

Podcast studio (Artwork track, royalty-free sound clips, voice recording enhancement, auto-ducking for running a jingle underneath the voice track, and iChat recording for remote interviews.)

MWSF06: iDVD

Widescreen dvds. Magic iDVD (choose theme, drop movies and photos, click burn.) New themes. Improved slideshows. 3rd party burner support.

MWSF06: iWork

3D charts. Image editing. Reflections. Free form shapes. Tables with calculations.

MWSF06: iWeb

Easy and Beautiful. Apple templates. iLife browser. Online photo albums. Blogs and podcasts. One-click .Mac publishing. RSS and AJAX for subscriptions and photo viewing.

MWSF06: One More Thing...PowerBook becomes MacBook Pro

Consulted the Pope to solve the engineering problem. Performance per watt is the key. MacBook Pro. Intel Dual Core. 4-5x performance increase. 15.4" display as bright as Cinema displays. Built-in iSight. IR sensor and remote, Front Row built in. MagSafe power adapter for quick release trip cord. Dual-Link DVI. ExpressCard slot. 1.67GHz for $1999. 2.4GHz for $2499. Shipping February.

MWSF06: iLife '06-iPhoto

Incredible speed improvement. 250,000 library ceiling ("Scrolls like butter."). Full-screen editing (think Aperture) including compares. One-click effects for Sepia, Antique, blurred-edges... New cards, calendars, and books with higher quality printing. Photocasting (podcasting for photos: select an album and they are uploaded to .Mac in the background. Subscriptions are added to the client's source list. Subscriptions are RSS-based, but publishing requires .Mac)

MWSF06: Steve

Tight hair...clean shaven...new Levi's.

10 January 2006

MWSF06: Intel iMac

Paul Otellini in a bunny suit. "Steve I want to report that Intel's ready." Steve, "I can report to you that Apple's ready too." iMac on Intel. 17" and 20". Same exterior design. Same features and price. 2-3x faster than previous rev. Intel Duo Core chip. 10.4.4 native on Intel, not just OS but included apps. Pro apps native in March, $49 crossgrade.

MWSF06: iMovie

Animated Themes (similar to iDVD. Drop zones and text spaces. European Vacation, Road Trip, White Modern Art. Surfing...) Real-Time effects, and videocasting.

MWSF06: Widgets

White Pages, Snow Reports, ESPN new, revised Address Book. All part of 10.4.4, live today.

MWSF06: iPod Accessories

New Apple remote with FM tuner: $49 today. Daimler iPod integration announced for Chrysler, Dodge, and Jeep.

MWSF06: Cash Money Billionaires

Total revenue previous quarter: 5.7b. Retail revenue: 1b. Total iPods sold last quarter: 14m. Songs per day through iTMS: 3m.

MWSF06: Pre-Game

Time to get psyched. Nothing to report obviously, as it's still early on Super Steve Tuesday. Check back though, as I'll be updating with my own special brand of coverage.

09 January 2006

Summer clothes shopping

Pink Camo So maybe it is a little presumptuous to be considering clothing that I won't wear for six months, but this shirt is just the business! Anyone who can provide me some insight into finding Bape clothing around here, help a brotha out please.

02 January 2006

Feline Update: toodles!